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25 THINGS EVERY GUY SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND & WOMEN IN GENERAL:
(WRITTEN BY A GUY AFTER YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.)
01. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house. They run around in their underwear just like guys do.
02. Don't cheat on them! It may seem foolproof at the time, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
03. Beware of every single male relative and all of their guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
04. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
05. Don't refuse to kiss them in front of your friends. If your friends laugh, it's because they're jealous.
06. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
07. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they have probably really started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege, and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
08. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. On the same note, if you slept with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
09. You can be dirty minded in private, really, most of them are not offended by it.
10. Don't marinade yourself in the cologne, but make sure you always, always smell good.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy. Besides, do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man. Pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get 3 things from her boyfriend: a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Yes, even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right, and your duty, to kick the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if you're only joking around, even if she swats you first. Never make gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in awhile. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with her pets, parents, and best friends. Be Prince Charming to her friends, Mr. Polite to her parents, and pamper her animals as much as you pamper her.
19. If you don't like the way she drives, you do it!
20. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to her friends, you better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
21. Don't flirt with her mom, that's just freaky.
22. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
23. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
24. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting with them, be very gentle.
25. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.